laundry moments with K and k

K: You're missing a sock. And I'm missing a sock too.

k: Oh good, maybe they ran off together. I'd hate to think that they were all alone out there.

K: Where do you put your unmatched socks?

k: I just tumble them in with the pairs.

K: Well, I'll put this one out here. Statistically, most missing socks reappear within the first thirty-six hours.

k: Statistically?

K: Yep.

k: Really?

K: No.